Yesterday I went on a walk and decided to leave my walking path for a short detour through downtown -- which, of course, meant that in my two blocks there, I saw a man put his body through a toilet seat (lots of shoulder dislocating was involved), someone dressed in a shark costume fishing in the fountain, and a man put himself in a box.
On my way back home, I passed two tweens manning a lemonade stand.
"Organic lemonade! Organic lemonade!"
A woman stopped and inquired, "Oh, are you two fundraising?"
Girls: "Yes!"
Woman: "What are you fundraising for?"
Girl: "Oh, I'm just saving up!"
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